The NCAA Scandal, Don't Meet Your Heroes, and Mumble Rap <Episode 91 with Michael Yo>
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🗓️ 5 October 2017
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Don't think it just blessed to move his joint is gonna get you in the mood |
| 0:09.0 | Ah, yes |
| 0:11.0 | I literally just literally literally I literally just woke up you're the last one here |
| 0:17.5 | Yeah, he's always the last one here. It's my first time ever being the last one |
| 0:22.5 | That's a lie. It's the first time I've ever been the last one. You're always the last one |
| 0:27.0 | Do you know that's the only reason I'm on this show? It's because you're late. It's so he can be on time |
| 0:31.0 | Exactly |
| 0:33.0 | Because you're black. Yeah, because you're black. So you got a reason he put me. Oh, what do you mean by that Mike? |
| 0:37.5 | That is a sense well for you made it as if you you just made like well |
| 0:41.7 | I'm saying because if people can't tell by his voice he's black that was the joke in that so you sound more black |
| 0:49.2 | I do sound more black |
| 0:51.2 | Say man, what's up dog? No |
| 0:57.0 | What I'm saying like Kaling you sound like Kaling trying to be a black out. No, we did that. We did there you go that just stay there Michael right there. Yeah, what's up? |
| 1:07.0 | No, yeah, you don't get what I'm saying like why are you changing it? I'm not this high. No, you do not as part of my bilingualism |
| 1:15.0 | That's not using no big word. That's not even a word. Don't stop using word bilingualism. You sound like a word. That's not a big word. |
| 1:24.0 | And the bilingual with this is part of my linguistic bilingualism. That's not a word at all. That's a don king. I made that word. Did you? Yeah, I like that. Yeah, let's get sure to say bilingualism. No, I don't know right. Well, you have no decision in our merchandising here. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. That right there. Right there right here. That's black. What's up? No, and now now it's not it's that fast. You change that fast. What's up? Really? No? |
| 1:53.9 | Real Joe is like, yeah, is it black or is it Texas? That might be just Texas. No, Texas is y'all. No, that's not Texas either. You are doing what's going on? Wait, wait, wait, where are you going today? Are you on picking up track there? |
| 2:06.9 | Yeah, this is that's Texas. Yeah, unfortunately you guys if you want to send your complaint send them to Michael. Yo, at Michael. Yo, he just recently got fired from inside edition. What happened? No, we need to show it away. |
| 2:19.9 | Show it away. The show's done. How did you make that show go away? No, what did you do? No, was it this impersonation of like you? |
| 2:28.9 | Did you do that one day? No, did it go to like bars? You know how they just they cut the feed and it's just bars on things. |
| 2:37.9 | It's been apologized. We're sorry about Michael. Yo, show go away. Like in person. Show it. Show's go away. I'm sad that that's shows gun. I ran a long long time. How long? |
| 2:50.9 | I was on it for five. It went for 13. I'm fine, man. I'm I'm chill. It was on for 13 years. Exactly. Nobody knew. You see what I mean? Don't hate on it, man. That thing was your livelihood. No, no, you knew when I was on it. But it put you knew when I was on it. No, I still didn't know. |
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