The NBA Playoffs are Among Us!

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🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Michael Wilbon and Tony Kornheiser discuss NBA elimination, LeBron possible retirement, Oscar Schmidt + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	British gas have this thing. We call it home care. We'll fix all sorts and its unlimited repairs.
0:06.0	Expert engineers will solve the upset of boilers not boilering or taps that won't wet.
0:12.0	Electrics playing tricks or a pipe that's broke. We're there for everyone. Even blue furry folk.
0:19.0	Your home won't feel booby-, it'll feel just like new.
0:23.6	British gas taking care of things and looking after you.
0:27.6	T's and C supply, excess options available per repair.
0:30.6	Pardon the interruption, but I'm Mike Wilburne.
0:33.6	A Chinese car company has filed a patent for an in-car toilet.
0:40.6	I'm Tony Cornheiser.
0:42.0	Really?
0:42.8	I just go in the cup holder.
0:44.7	Oh, stop.
0:45.7	Just stop.
0:46.6	If you can't use a cell phone, it's a great line.
0:50.9	If you don't want people using a cell phone, they should be arrested for using a cell phone while driving.
0:55.6	How about doing number two while driving?
0:58.9	And I don't mean Jeter number two.
1:01.5	I mean the original number two.
1:04.2	You don't mean the captain.
1:05.8	You don't mean the captain.
1:06.9	No, don't mean the captain.
1:07.5	Welcome to PTI, boys and girls.
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