I'm Mason and I'm conducting the safety audit on Rainbow Road.

I have never seen a place in more desperate need of handrails.

Why are the handrails here, but not here?

I mean, is this on purpose? This is a corner. There's a booster right there.

Not to mention that the track just abruptly ends.

I mean, how are you even supposed to...

Oh, the carts turn into gliders? Well, of course they do. Oh yeah, let's just put boosters on the outside of the track right where there's no handrails. Yeah, that's a great idea. Can't see anything going wrong there. Oh, I almost forgot. Why are we in space? Who approved this? If someone falls off the edge, they're just going to be floating in the infinite void forever or burn up in the atmosphere.

What is this? Who approved this? What happens if someone falls off the edge, they're just going to be floating in the infinite void forever or burn up in the atmosphere? What is this? What is this? What is the point of this? Oh, you've got a guy that sits in a floating cloud and just fishes people out with a fishing rod and puts them back on the track. Oh, okay. Well, you've got that sort then, that's good. That's cool. Let's just say that Mario won't be having too many parties once I'm done with it.

Good morning, Sweet World, and welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network.

It's Thursday, December 14th, 2020.

I'm Jay E. Skeets here in the Classic Factory, and alongside me, as as always, Tassmelis. Podcast listeners, this is for you.

Next to him, it's the bearded one, Matapsia hot boy, Trey Kirby.

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And over yonder, the man making the magic happen, super producer, J.D.

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And here we are. Shout out to the stream team joining us live right now on YouTube.

Hit that like button. Make sure you subscribe and comment away there with each other. We got a lot to talk about

today. Oh my goodness. The NBA was on one. Shout out to all the podcast listeners as well. I

always want to slip that in there. Leave your boys a five-star rating and review. But before we

get to everything, we did have another wedgy. So that's good. Bit of a weird one. Wedgie number 13. Anthony Davis, you know, tipping up the defensive rebound there. After slipping, it looked like he may be injured there first couple minutes of the game. That's scary. That's right, that's right. But he came back and played well, and we got another wedgy, so we're on pace for 44.

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