Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. I don't like this one bit, but apparently we're going to do it anyway. It's K Rock. We're Klein-Aly Show. Hopefully you've been paying attention to some of what we've been saying because it could result in you winning a trip to go to Vegas and see Sublime. We'll take care of your hotel for a couple nights, give you some cash to get there and give you tickets to both days of the Sublime Fear, Loathing and Sublime in Vegas. But right now we have to talk about this because apparently the country is very out of shape. And I'm not just talking about the people in this room, but the country... Excuse me. Speak for yourself.

Well, okay. Yeah, I'm ripped now.

You're not ripped, Jake. You're like... Shredded.

I'm not the fact guy. Oh, hold on. Hold on. You weigh the most

of anybody on the show, don't you?

Damn, man, that really shifted quickly because I was the skinny

one for a while, then that is shifted now.

Omar, are you still fat? Oh, I'm still fat, yeah. But, you know, I carry the weight well. I'm about 2.10. But I also lift weights. Yeah, Omar's kind of like, Omar's weird because sometimes he'll wear shirts where he looks like real jack, like a guy you'd see like in Venice Beach lifting weights. Yeah, but you can't tell that's muscle or fat. But he's always holding those giant jugs of water everywhere he goes.

So it's muscle or fat. But he's always holding those giant jugs of water everywhere he goes.

Yeah.

So it's a hard to tell. Well, and Johnny, he's over 200 pounds, but he's like skinny tall. Right, he's all tall. Right. Most of that is just dumb weight. so you know i guess i guess the reality is the country itself is in a bad spot, which is why the presidential fitness test is coming back.

And this is where students, and I remember this vividly, remember I think it was in fifth grade.

We had to run the mile.

And you had to beat a certain time or I think you couldn't graduate the fifth grade.

Really?

Oh, we had, it was a physical thing.

You got a patch on your

sweater. So we got a physical fitness patch if we could pass the curlups, the pull-ups,

push-ups, and the mile. Well, here's apparently the new and improved 2025 presidential

physical fitness award. I guess this is now what you have to be able to accomplish.

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