The Natch Beaut Apartment Show with D'Arcy Carden

Natch Beaut

Jackie Johnson

Comedy Interviews, Arts, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

On this very special live Natch Beaut show, Jackie welcomed 30 hunnies into her apartment for an intimate and powerful farewell moment. First, Tarot Priestess Melinda Lee Holm conducts an energy clearing ceremony. Then we get an update on actress D’Arcy Carden’s controversial makeup bag from her Natch Beaut appearance two years ago. Does she still hoard crusty old products? Thank you to GT’s Kombucha for the delicious ‘booch that was flowing all night long, as well as all of the hunnies who attended the event! For a list of everything mentioned in this episode, visit www.natchbeaut.com!

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0:00.0	Starbings on the air.
0:01.4	You, you, you are a natural beauty.
0:05.3	You, you, you are a match, but match, but match, but match,
0:11.8	man, man, man, match, but match.
0:16.4	Maybe we don't clap because I don't want the neighbors
0:20.8	to come up here.
0:23.1	We both don't clap, but we got to be careful with it.
0:25.8	You know what I mean?
0:27.3	So welcome to match, but we have a whole truth.
0:29.5	Everybody listening at home, everybody in the room
0:32.6	welcome as well.
0:34.0	I usually start with a song, but I've
0:35.8	decided to not start with a song because it's a special,
0:39.4	OK, hold on.
0:41.1	So everybody close your eyes and do not cheat.
0:44.4	Do not cheat.
0:45.2	Come on in.
0:46.3	Come on in.
0:47.8	Do not open your damn eyes.
0:49.6	OK?
0:50.6	I trust all of you.
0:52.0	Do not.
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