Hey, what's up guys? Welcome to a brand new story. I know you'll enjoy us to sit back, relax,

and let's just get right into it. Today we got a story of probably the nastiest Karen of all time,

who comes in and absolutely ruins the school dance, as you'll see why. And when I say the nastiest Karen of all time,

I legitimately mean the nastiest Karen of all time. So yeah, if you are a little

queasy or you can get sick to your stomach easily, a strap-in. I'd say either way, strap-in for this one.

Definitely don't strap on and let's just jump right into it. We're going to call the subscriber who

submitted this story, Brett. And anyways, right, so at Brett's school, you know, he was a freshman.

And once in middle school, this never happened. But for him, once you entered high school,

there was like a school dance. It happened once a year. It was a really big deal. And there was this

one dance that happened during the school dance, or this one song that would always play,

there'd always be one slow song. And basically, it was kind of known that whoever you danced

with at the slow song, you guys have basically gone to 12th base at that point. That is the slow song.

Screw the first, second, third, and fourth base. the 12th base is the greatest one, and that is

you got to dance with your crush of the slow song. Getting married is for chumps. Having kids

is for losers. You know what winners get? The slow dance song with the girl they like. That's

how it went at this school, right? So, you know, Brett had, there's this girl in his class, we're going to call her Ava, right?

And Brett really liked her. And they talked a lot. And they were at a point where a lot of people were saying, you know, the school dance is coming up, and Brett is definitely getting that dance with her. He's definitely getting the slow song with her. However, Brett was not the only one in competition here because this other guy

who we're going to call Ben, because we always call the secondary character Ben, right? Poor Ben. He's always

made as the villain here. But anyways, Ben also had a thing for Ava. But it just wasn't going that

well. Because, you know, Ben was kind of just known as a jerk. And, yeah, he has cemented his, you know, his status in the class as a jerk for, you know, it's kind of unfair. I mean, he's only been a jerk to everyone for the last 10 years, guys. Like, that's really unfair now. Now, no one really liked Ben, but it was also kind of due to his own doing. He did it to himself.

You know, he did it to himself, you do. However, that song just goes. Anyways, right? And at this point,

Brett and, you know, Ava were talking a lot, and it was pretty clear that Brett was going to get the

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