The Mythology of Santa Claus

The Fundamentalists

Elliott Morgan and Peter Rollins

Society & Culture:philosophy, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 743 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Hi, all! We're back in action just time for a new episode all about one of my favorite non-literally real people: Santa Claus! There's a lot you may not know about Santa, but rest assured: you still know more about Santa than Pete does about Legolas. Enjoy this episode, and to support this podcast, join our patreon at http://patreon.com/thefundamentalists Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

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0:00.0	Oh my goodness. Hi, everybody. We're back. Welcome to The Fundamentalists. My name is Elliot Morgan. Pete, how are you doing?
0:15.0	I'm doing good. I have news for you. Oh, what is it? I've been chomping at the bit.
0:20.0	You didn't tell me when you came in.
0:21.7	That was great.
0:22.4	You just like, wow, okay.
0:24.4	The moon is an alien spaceship.
0:27.9	Is it?
0:28.5	Yeah.
0:29.2	Shit.
0:30.1	Do you, does everybody know this or is it?
0:31.8	No.
0:32.3	A lot of people don't know.
0:33.7	Well, there's some powers that be that are keeping it top secret but i can prove
0:37.8	to you're going to get assassinated is this going to even get out well i think at this point if they
0:41.4	were going to assassinate us oh you mean the government yes absolutely okay okay without a doubt um okay so
0:47.3	tell me what did he tell me more i'm nervous i will tell you more okay first of all, ancient texts say that the moon came into orbit about 13,000, 11 to 13,000 years ago.
0:59.3	Okay.
0:59.8	And it was basically a spaceship that had come from Andromeda, I believe, from a planet that was destroyed back in the day.
1:08.6	Now, there's a few reasons that we know this as a fact.
1:12.2	One is astral projection slash remote viewing, which is used as a psychic spying.
1:18.0	The government funded it as well.
1:19.3	The CIA did, in fact, fund a remote viewing program.
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