The Musers- you're an ass if...
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🗓️ 20 June 2025
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June 19th, 2025
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| 0:30.3 | And now it's time for another edition of the award-winning segment. |
| 0:33.5 | You are an ass if with your host, Junior Miller. |
| 0:38.4 | All right, we haven't done this in a while, so dusting off a few of these stories from P1s that have been sent over the past many months. |
| 0:46.8 | And we start with P1 John. |
| 0:49.1 | Who is the bigger ass? he asks. |
| 0:52.0 | My neighbor, who when he mows his yard, doesn't bag the clippings but instead blows them |
| 0:57.1 | into the street and sidewalk in front of my house or me who the minute my neighbor walks back inside |
| 1:05.2 | goes outside with my leaf blower and blows his clippings back in front of his house. |
| 1:13.1 | But still in the street, I'm assuming. |
| 1:13.7 | Yes. |
| 1:19.4 | Don't you want to off the street to make it look neater and you just blow it into your grass? |
| 1:24.7 | Yeah, I thought that was the whole idea, was that we were supposed to return the clippings to the soil. |
| 1:25.2 | Yes. |
| 1:27.4 | It's not that hard, people. |
| 1:31.0 | And don't blow it on your neighbor's sidewalk and driveway. |
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