Here in this segment, I wanted to talk about Division 2 women's soccer because the latest poll is out and Cal Poly Pomona is number one in the country.

I can't believe Minnesota State at Mancato is number two that they actually got a couple of first place votes.

What is going on here?

Oh, man.

Oh, no. It's Chris Chris, the overly handsome guy from sales. What up, Ross? What are you two homos up to, huh? We're on the air. What are the homo sapiens up to, right? Just doing our show. Sorry, I'm shirtless. I just came from crushing at the gym. Yeah, could you put a shirt on? I only got my pants suit on, you know, my pants or my suit on. I didn't put the top on yet. Please put one on. You guys still struggling in five fig land? He was still struggling. Yeah, dude, I haven't made five figs a year since I was like 11 or something, yeah. And that was just based on a lemonade stand that ran one weekend. Just one weekend. Yeah, you made five figs. Yeah. Oh, man, I've been on a hot streak since then. You know, everyone's always curious as to how much the Chrysler makes, you know? Are they? We're not. Yeah, yeah. Can you guys say $10 million a year?

Wow, you're doing well.

Can you say that?

We can say it.

We can say it.

But you don't know.

It's cool that you can say that. Is that what you make? Yeah. Oh, dude, man, I didn't tell you guys this. There was a funny story that happened to me recently, man.

I won that, what's it called?

Powerball lottery.

A few weeks back, yeah.

But I'm like

tot's not into it, you know? Why not going to collect or anything?

Dude, if I wanted to split anything from someone from Missouri, I'd have a three-way with

Albert Poulth's. What?

Up there, I think. He's from Missouri? I don't know if he's still living there or not. But anyway, yeah, I just don't like splitting money with people. So, you know, I'm probably not going to turn in the lottery ticket or anything. Plus, I'm using that ticket, like, as a bookmark for my Elon biography right now. Oh, that's what I'm reading about the great man.

Yeah.

Hey, you guys want to come to my penhouse this Sunday night?

Your penthouse?

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