The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. Soccer podcast. Searching for an inside look at the people, stories, and passion that fuel the state of soccer in America. Who's going to be the key man for the U.S. men's national team? First and foremost, they need to win. There's something so fun about being the underdog. You're playing with house money almost. But what does this success mean for the future of U.S. soccer? Ooh, you're getting deep now. This is where soccer will come to life. The U.S. soccer podcast. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. We've been talking a lot of college and pro football, even want to get into a little girls high school flag football. We had the World Series last night. So much going on. Why don't we take some phone calls now from all the P-1s waiting to talk sports? And we start with Elmer Wayne in Van Zant County. You're on the ticket. Hey, oh, Georgia, you remember me? It's your cousin, Emma Wayne. Yeah, I remember you, but you're not my cousin. Yeah, I am your cousin. You better believe it. I know you remember me because we used to blow up cows together by shoving Tannerite up their ass and waiting for him to park. Oh, it's terrible. I've never done something like that. Remember that? You were always into that. No. Good way to harvest your beef, ain't it? That's not. That's terrible. Hey, you still on radio? Still on radio. Woo-hoo! You're making that big money, aren't you? That city money. I don't know about that. Yeah, I tell you, you're still living in that big house? Is that lagoon-sized swimming pool? It's that big a pool oh it's big it's big we still

got our lagoon pool out here too it's called the septic swap oh gross don't swim

a collapsed septic tank oh don't swim in that don't swap that old area, but we swim in it anyway.

Hey, listen, old boy, I'm calling you up for a good reason.

What's that?

You need to come on out here to the big Dunham family Halloween party.

Okay, your last name is not Dunham.

And I'm not interested in the party. Yeah, the party damn hell is and you got to come on

out here to this you'll be our special celebrity guest we want you to be the grand marshal

of our Halloween carnival oh that's nice that sounds pretty cool our family Halloween carmobile we're

going to do it all we're going to play pin the donkey on the tail where we put on some Tijuana

donkey shows or some of the more sporting women in our family.

Oh, my gosh.

We're going to shoot apples off each other's heads, you know, despite what happened last year,

we're going to keep going with it.

Oh, man.

And we're going to dress up as, this is funny plank, we're going to keep going with it. Oh, man. And we're going to dress up as, this is a funny prank, we're going to dress up as homicidal

clowns and break into the old folks home in the middle of the night.

See how much we can scare them.

No, that's terrible.

Oh, come on.

It's a prank.

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