Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of the crime and coffee couple. My name's Allison.

And my name's Mike. Hi, Mike. Hello, Allison. How are you? Oh, oh, this is so awkward. It's like our first date. Yeah, it's like we just didn't know what to say. So just stuck our tongue in each other's mouths. I have butterflies in my stomach. Yeah, I've got a lot of

things going on. I guess you've got a lot of things going on around this time of the month. Is that

right? Mike, why don't you quiet down? Every month, a girl has her period. Yes. Let's let the cat out

of the bag. So if you listen to us enough, you could probably nail down Allison's cycle because I talk about it almost every time.

Yeah, because you're inappropriate. I always say when it comes to Mike, if there's a line drawn, he's pull vaulted over that line.

Related to that, I'd like to say, you know, something that you taught me is anytime someone says stomach issues, it might mean like more than like, I always just picture

it's like, oh, my stomach hurts, but it's more than that. There's like indigestion and the other

things that go along with it. Nause of vomiting, heartburn diarrhea. Yeah. So I was like, oh, so now

every time somebody says, oh, I'm having an upset stomach. I was saying, oh, great, they're crapping all over the place. So that's because of you. You know, IBS is IBS, be IBSs. That's right. That's right. We were, oh, sorry.

Anybody who's ever thought that Allison might be attracted, probably doesn't anymore. Yeah, I'm not

attractive at all. Yeah. Um, we were watching a house hunters once. And it was like a studio

apartment. And the walls didn't go to the ceiling

and including the bathroom. So you could be sitting in the living room and there's a wall for

the bathroom but you could throw. Like if you took, you know, say a ball of wadded up paper and

through it, it would go over the wall and sit in, go into their

lap, sitting on the toilet. So the first thing everybody thinks of. There's no privacy to poop.

Right. And that's not good for anybody. That's not good for anybody. Like I wouldn't care. Obviously,

we've talked about that. I mean, I'm never going to get a divorce from you because I don't want to ever get back into a relationship with somebody and worry that

my stomach's going to get upset. God forbid. I mean, who wants to deal with that? We have really

good friends that they've never, uh, tooted in front of each other. Yeah. I can't imagine that.

Yeah, it's pretty bad. I try not to make it a regular thing. No, no. Yeah. it's not unattractive. Although I try to not make it a regular thing, but it is pretty much a regular thing.

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