Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of the crime and coffee couple. My name's Allison.

My name's Mike. Hi, Mike. Hey, good morning. Good morning to you. Yeah, it's always weird. You never know when we're recording this, but this is an actual morning. I have coffee in front of me somewhere. Oh, oh, I think he left his coffee across the room.

Oh, no.

This is a problem.

Yeah.

Where is it?

Do you see it?

I see it.

I'm looking at it right now.

I'm going to go get it.

Yeah, so oftentimes we pre-record, but our weekend was kind of hectic, so this

time we didn't.

So here we are on Sunday morning. We've got our little shorky sitting with us. If you're watching this on YouTube. She's the cutest little thing ever. I'm pretty sure you love her more than you love me.

She is the love of my life, but it's a different type of love, Mike. Yeah, it's more like an

unending love, like a, you know, what's that, but I can't think of the word. Oh, my God. I thought you'd get it immediately. No. Oh, um, well, like what a child is. Yeah, yeah, like your

kids and stuff. Um, you know, you say that about your spouse, but that can't be because your spouse

can do some dumb shit. Oh, yeah. I mean, in two years, we could be divorced and I could cheat on you like easily because there's so many girls to look at me.

It's the exact reason why I would never get your name tattooed on my body.

Right.

Even though we've been together for upwards of like 28 years, I would never get your name tattooed on my body.

Do I think we're doing well as a couple?

Absolutely.

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