Hello everyone. Welcome back to another episode with the crime and coffee couple. My name's Allison.

And my name's Mike. Hi, Mike. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. I'm just looking at us out in the video. And I am substantially larger than you. I'd say three to four times like wider and bigger. You're about twice my size yeah it's uh we sometimes we size each other up

in the mirror and we just kind of stand back to back and just the my chest and arms and everything

are a lot lot larger you're a big man yeah it's good that i played football and you didn't when i

brush my teeth sometimes mike will come up behind me and i'm like you're a you're a large man yeah

i remember in

college I was going to play rugby oh my God now mind you in college I probably weighed 20 pounds

15 pounds less than what I weigh now I was you were so I was very tiny oh you are so hot

those days are done I know believe me I know um and so, you know, Mike, I think I might play rugby.

And he's like, that's a terrible idea.

I thought you were joking.

I'm like, you're...

I put two and 115 pounds.

And like, you have the rage for it, but like not the physical just specimens.

I don't know.

Like, and you're not like particularly super fast. Like you're not slow. You're very athletic. Like all those things. But I'm not an aggressive person. No, no. You're like, you'd rather just kind of stay out of that. Right. I am like I was watching below deck. And it's an episode where this guy rents the yacht so that he can use it as like a bachelor type of situation. A matchmaker is brought on six women. It's just him. And he

slowly whittles these women down until it's his, you know, match. And I was thinking to myself,

I would do terribly in this situation because I am not competing for anyone's attention. I'm just

like checked out on that. Aren't we all like when you're looking for a mate? No, I'm just not like that. You and I just organically happened. No, I'm just like checked out on that. Aren't we all? Like when you're looking for a mate? No, I'm just not like that.

You and I just organically happened. No, I'm talking back in 1996 when we met. I wasn't going to compete against anybody else for your attention. This guy, I saw this show over your shoulder. It looks like the guy was like older, right? He's 47. Okay. So at that age, you're kind of like really hoping to find somebody. So I think you get a little bit more not like necessarily desperate because that's a bad word but that's the only one that's coming to mind but you're like you're trying to like get somebody you know and especially this guy who has money no that's not my point my point is I'm not going to go against six other women trying to like pick me pick me got it got it yeah it's like if you like me you like me if you don't

you don't that's confidence you know it's just who it's like there was this girl with like strings

on her dress and like basically two triangles of fabric and i saw it i was like and that's great

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