Blowing ad budget on metrics that look great till the CFO sees them.

That's bullspend and marketers are calling it out in

Dashboard Confessions.

I remember telling my boss it'll be good for the brand when Leeds were slow.

Yeah, it wasn't.

Cut the ball spend. LinkedIn lets you target by company, job title and more. Advertise on LinkedIn. Spend £200 on your first campaign and get a £200 credit.

Go to LinkedIn.com slash lead. Terms and conditions apply.

Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back.

Mom! Up the stairs for something. Ugh.

Back down.

No idea what I went up for.

Mom, what's for dinner?

Chop, sizzle, done.

Hello Fresh can't slow life down, but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier.

So it's phones down, forks up.

Hello, Fresh.

Bring back dinner time.

Hello.

Hello.

Yeah, she.

For a beauty movie, she. I see dames keep messing around with me, she. Did you, she? Shit. Let's let's start with this. Movie View Stravaganza. Ganza, Ganza, Ganza, Ganza, Ganza. Ganza, gaza, gaza. And what's going on, everybody. How you doing? Welcome Welcome to the movie Stravaganza. I'm one of your critiques tonight, you she. I'm Corey Coleman. Oh, Martin Man War over here. Nice jacket, man. Oh, thank you. I look into the club, see, and found out it was laying back there. Oh, good, man. You know what? And we got our Finn Patel tonight. Oh, Julian Green over here. Return. What's up, man? How you doing? Where the hell you been? Working man. Yeah, it's been a while. Working, man. Working, man. We've been trying to. Working man. Oh, yeah, I know you've been working, man. He's a working man. He is a working man. What is it, man? John Stapham? Yeah, I'm John Stapel. No, you're not. Jason? Jason? What? Jesus. I fucked it in my best. I am so happy to have somebody worse at names than I am.

And I'm pretty bad.

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