I'm Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-poo-poo-poh-poo-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-poh-mttom. I'm talking about lasers. That's me. I'm talking about it. I'm putting out my saber, Martin, on this movie stripagana. Ganza, Ganza, Ganza, Ganza, Ganza, Ganza, Ganza. What's going, everybody? Sorry for being so late. I have actually an emergency today, but we're here now. I'm one of your critiques this evening on the movie review extravaganza. Hey, that's you? And hey, that's you? Oh, yeah. Man, your skills are much better than mine. We always talk about this. I'm just picking up handfuls of nachos. Look at you with that skill. Finesse. I'm just bad, man. I'm just greedy.

Cheesy hands.

Big old yellow fingers. Oh, people, I'm one of the old slobby, greedy-ass, cheesy fingered, critiques tonight, Cory Coleman, and the man with finesse over here. Martin Thomas.

Hey, man, how you doing, all right? Oh, look, I like that. Hey. How y'all doing? That's right. I get those famous when you talk like that, man. Oh, Martin, you should be behind the bar making a cocktail now you do that. I wish I was. Yeah, well, look, man. Cockches in the back of the head. Yeah, people, we keep alcohol up in here. I should tell you something. But we do review movies. That's what the show is all about.

In addition to TV shows and other things, might even review you if you ain't careful. So, what are we doing tonight? Well, we'll get to that in a little bit. If you got the notification, you know, if you're just getting here by accident, we'll tell you.

Just wait.

Damn it, wait. I got to ask you, how you doing? Doing all right. That's good, man. Not too shabby. Probably doing better than me. People, I was set to do this. We were supposed to do this an hour and a half ago, almost, just about an hour and a half ago. I couldn't reach Nick to change the information on the carousel, but I hit something today, and it just knocked my tire out. You got to have it, my friend. A habit of what? Knocking your tires out when you're driving. You remember when we're in L.A. Oh, I remember. I was like, shit, I hope we don't bring that up.

You see, man, at least I'm consistent. I guess so. Yeah, but I didn't, but really, I, I hit something. It wasn't like I ran over the curb like I did last time. I don't know what I hit. Yeah. But, yeah, it just knocked that tire right out. Oh, okay. Yeah, you could tell the air was seeping from it from whatever I ran over because it was going fine, and then you would just feel the car, kind of getting just low. Oh, no. It was rolling smooth, and it was just kacho-k-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-so. So it wasn't completely flat? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. By the time I got to where I was going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You start a kind of a little bit of a grind and a little do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.

And you're like, time I got to where I was going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You start a kind of a little bit of a grind and a little do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-

And you're like, oh, that's probably not what I think it is. Yeah. You're just like, yeah, it is. Let me get out and check. I knew once I, I mean, whatever I have ran over, you could feel it.

And I said, that tire's gone.

It'll be a miracle if it's still driving.

And sure enough, boy, when it feels like your car feels like you riding a skateboard,

then you know, yeah, something's wrong, that tire is gone. And plus, the car will tell you,

yeah, hey, your tire is out, man. Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, get out.

You do get notifications now.

Yeah, computer lets you know.

That shit is that like Star Wars.

You're looking at your readout station right there.

Yeah, the car let me know that my tire was flat.

And I still, and it was on my way to the grocery store.

It had to happen when I was doing curbside pickup because I already called them.

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