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Go to Granny Macduff-E-N-T-com for more information Good evening Good evening, children.

It's Granny Macduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin.

Once upon a time, a mouse, a bird and a sausage became friends and decided to become roommates.

They had a good life and were very happy in each other's company.

They worked together to provide for themselves and their home.

Each of them had daily tasks they were to perform.

The bird was tasked with flying into the forest and collecting wood for the fire.

The mouse was to carry the water, light the fire, and set the table for dinner.

And the sausage was tasked with the cooking.

But it is true what they say, that he who is too well off is always longing for something new, something better. And so one day, when the bird met a sparrow on

the way to collecting firewood, he told him of his wonderful life and boasted of his companions.

The sparrow remarked that it seemed to him the bird did the bulk of the work

and what a shame it was that his friends did not manage to carry the same weight.

The bird insisted that the mouse and the sausage worked just as hard

and that they all had good times at home. He explained that in the

evening, when the mouse had made the fire and carried her water, she would go into her room to rest

until her friends called her to come and set the table. And the sausage sang little tunes while

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