I think they were doing it. No, no, she just changed into Rose in the moment like you'd stay for her

No, no because because the Pearl says says they used to hang out all the time remember

Halt

Right right it's Monday. Damn it. I nailed the furniture down exactly for this reason

Yeah, well, it's called a crowbar pilgrim ever heard of it pilgrim really who is it brother Heath?

Well, it appears to be a

Spanish conquistador and an old Indian medicine man sir. I get that a lot. Yeah me too show them away

You heard him out Tom stop it. Hey you doing okay, so Eli found these golden plates, right?

No, no, no, no, no, no, tell him about the angel first. No, no, wait tell him about the time God turned everyone red as punishment

Guys guys Eli does not have golden plates

Eli didn't talk to an angel. He's just stealing this stuff from this week's episode

Son of a yeah, I gotta admit. I'm kind of surprised seeing how Joseph Smith ends up

How pathetically how does Joseph Smith end up well?

You know how we dial out you like oh fish noodles

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Hello and welcome to citation needed the podcast where we choose a subject read a single article about it on Wikipedia and

Pretend we're experts because this is the internet. That's how it works now

I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be your Nephi, but I'll need some murmuring brothers first up

Two guys who did not get those jokes because they aren't stupid sadists Tom and Cecil

Okay, I like to think of myself as an above average sadist. Thank you

Every time someone hands me a holy book my answer is always the same reject the premise. I just reject

And also joining us tonight two men who know just how great the price of that pearl is he and Noah

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