It's about to be a fun ride Follow along, watch as we slide

Pervin' on we'll just hit the lights, scoops, pumps, haul through the night

Mixin' just a little bit of twain That girl sure can't do a thing

Together, here Billy's goin' insane Last so hard and hurt your brain

I can't you won't ever change These two hittin' got the recipe

Sad on back and listening to some of our darkest mysteries, ain't

Welcome to a hillbilly horror stories And now you're a host

Jerry and Tracy Polly, and they don't mean you

Hey y'all, okay, on what planet would my Brassie Philadelphia accent ever pass

For the charming, salted caramel tones of the southern accents of Jerry and Tracy

This is Dean Amarie, host of the Twisted Filly podcast

And you're listening to one of my favorite twisted shows, hillbilly horror stories

Mo-ho-ho-ho

See you there, you'll be just gonna have a talk with me

Do you feel too heavy, horror stories, often like to see special happy birthday to the show

I'm gonna have a talk with you, you'll be just gonna have a talk with me

Moth man, there's no need to feel down I said Moth man

Lift that man off the ground I said Moth man

Cause you're in a new town and there's kid too

Be out of the Moth man, there's a place you can go I said Moth man

When you make your eyes glow you can stay there

And I'm sure you will find many ways to scare the townspeople

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