The Motherf*cking Spleen

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Jennifer Coolidge, intense acupuncture, witnessing racist and homophobic sets, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Youtube channel for the full video of the podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Scorpions come to you.
0:02.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:03.5	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:04.5	And this is Inside the Closet.
0:06.0	Inside the Closet.
0:09.0	Welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet.
0:11.5	Mateo and I are here hanging out.
0:13.5	Yes.
0:14.5	And I just witnessed the most silent
0:17.0	chew of a chip I've ever seen and not heard
0:20.0	what the goddamn hell!
0:21.5	I've been trying to map.
0:22.5	I didn't even hear what we were looking at.
0:24.5	What kind of chip?
0:25.5	She put a chip in her mouth, but I knew
0:28.0	I knew
0:29.0	you were going to not make a noise.
0:31.0	I knew it.
0:32.0	Because a professional saw
0:34.0	like if she knows to take a chip now
0:37.0	as a professional,
0:38.0	she's going to know how to eat that without a sound
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