My mom's the best mom better than your mom. They're singing together in harmony. It wasn't for your mother. You wouldn't be here. But remember when you put down one mother, you're putting our mothers all over the world. You boys leave for a whole week is the best mother's day gift to mom could ask for. Don't tell your mother. Mama don't dance. Your mamas are not here to take care of you now.

And when mommy's happy, everyone's happy.

What if daddy's not happy?

Nobody gives a crap.

Because the mama looks so hot back in the heat.

So be a good girl and thank your mama.

She makes it seeming like a son.

God, mom, were you ever cool?

Scientists have proven a mother's spit is the exact chemical composition as Formula 409.

Do you know that?

I don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

That's not your mother.

It's a man, baby.

My mother is a rotten, sneaky person.

I'm a told me not come.

I'm your mother.

I have to love.

Shut up, boss.

She's all I want, and I've waited for so long.

I was a kid, my mother would never buy any main brand food.

Be in the supermarket, Ma, can we get some gin peanut butter?

You got some just money?

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