The Most Unhinged Hall of Fame Speech & The Best Pizza In The Area
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
This episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a comedy podcast accidentally stumbles into true crime, emotional therapy, and elite pizza recommendations… all before noon.
We kick things off with a story that sounds like it belongs on a Netflix documentary: a couple on a dream sailing trip in the Bahamas, a tiny dinghy, and a wife who mysteriously disappears. The husband says it was an accident. The daughter says… absolutely not. The details get weird, the timeline gets sketchy, and suddenly we’re all amateur detectives questioning whether you can, in fact, get away with murder on a dinghy. (Spoiler: probably not, especially when your story makes zero sense.)
Then things take a hard left turn into pure comedy podcast gold as Learn prepares for her Illinois State University Radio Hall of Fame induction. Naturally, instead of heartfelt gratitude, the show delivers a brutally honest, hilariously savage speech that absolutely should not be read in public—but definitely will be considered. Think: roasting professors, classmates, and an entire town in under five minutes. Academic excellence has never been this reckless.
We also break down a real-life underdog political story where a write-in candidate wins a local election against someone facing some… let’s call them “questionable Cub Scout-related accusations.” Democracy is alive, well, and apparently powered by neighborhood drama.
And because no episode is complete without food talk that spirals into obsession, the crew dives into one of the most hyped Italian spots in St. Louis—complete with next-level pizza, confusing dessert flavors that taste like Christmas trees, and the realization that sometimes “fancy” just means “unexpectedly clove-flavored.”
Speaking of cloves… yes, we revisit the chaotic era of clove cigarettes. If you know, you know. If you don’t, imagine willingly smoking potpourri and calling it a personality.
Finally, we land on something weirdly relatable: the “car pause.” That moment where you sit in your parked car for 10–20 minutes just existing before facing reality. Is it therapy? Avoidance? A silent cry for help? Probably all three—and honestly, it might be the healthiest part of your day.
It’s another perfectly unhinged comedy podcast episode packed with weird news, real-life absurdity, and the kind of conversations that make you question how any of us function as adults.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:01.3 | Rizudo. |
| 0:03.4 | Hey! |
| 0:05.3 | Good morning, everybody. It is Thursday. It is April the 9th and we are coming at you. |
| 0:13.1 | That's right. We are live. |
| 0:14.6 | Fantastic. |
| 0:15.7 | We are live right now. |
| 0:17.5 | Wake up St. Louis. It's going to be a great day. |
| 0:20.3 | It is. It's going to be 79 degrees today. I know. Yesterday was nice too. Louis. It's going to be a great day. It is. It's going to be 79 degrees today. Yesterday was nice, too. And then it's going to rain this weekend. Oh, let's not talk about that. Oh, okay. Let's talk about today. Today's going to be great. Let's talk about today. Let's talk about today. Let's talk about yesterday. Put on the short shorts, took the dogs for a walk. Put your dogs poop into somebody else's trash can? |
| 0:39.3 | Nope. |
| 0:39.9 | Didn't do that, but did walk past the house where I did place a soiled dog do bag into their. |
| 0:48.0 | Did you ever look at the next door app to see if there was follow-up from us discussing it? |
| 0:52.8 | There was nothing. |
| 1:11.5 | They don't listen to the show? Nothing more, probably not. Hmm. What the hell do they listen to in the morning? Probably NPR or Joy. I don't know. They're probably Joy listeners. I'm not sure what's going on. Did you leave a gift? I did not. No, I walked past. I tipped my hat. |
| 1:13.4 | Thank you. |
| 1:14.6 | And kept on walking. |
| 1:17.4 | This was a solo mission yesterday. |
| 1:19.5 | So it was me and the two dogs. |
| 1:22.2 | I got one of those leashes where you kind of clip it to your belly. |
| 1:27.4 | Oh. |
| 1:28.3 | All right. |
| 1:29.3 | You're walking the dog with your crotch? Cool. You're too lazy now to walk and hold something. No, no. Well, I got the two dogs. And hold two leashes. Yeah, but, you know, they're kind of two ice cream sandwiches. Because he's supposed to look at his phone if he's got a leash in his hand. Well, I got, you know, the one dog that pulls a lot in the one hand. |
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