The Most Sl*t-Shamed Woman In History

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Messalina, the Empress of Rome from 41 AD to 48 AD, had rumors about her so messed up that even the meanest girl from your high school would think her enemies went too far. The weirdest part about the rumors, though? They weren’t even necessary. The actual stuff Messalina did was bad enough. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio, video, and written content. Right now, you can get Harry’s Starter Set for just $3. Plus, you’ll get a free travel-size body wash. The set includes a 5-blade razor, weighted handle, foaming shave gel, and a travel cover. A $16 value for just $3. Just visit harrys.com/SOFTCORE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:07.0	What is up?
0:09.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:10.0	I am your host for the week, Rob as always I'm joined by Jake Goldman and Dan
0:16.7	Rochester are you please doing happy holidays Rob yeah Merry Christmas is what we say in America, but...
0:25.0	I already purchased my advent calendar.
0:28.0	Did you? What kind?
0:30.0	Chocolate.
0:31.0	Chocolate? No little... seems off off brand for you.
0:33.0	Little bourbon or wine or...
0:34.0	Well, they're a little protein chocolate bars, yeah.
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:38.0	It's back on brands.
0:39.0	Little vials of pre-workout.
0:41.0	It's just, no, no, no, you can't do chocolate pre-workout? It's just no no you can't do chocolate pre-work out you psycho. Why not? It's easier to do like a
0:47.3	a berry flavor or like a fruity flavor for pre-work out? Yeah. Protein has to be, you have the milk, obviously chocolate works.
0:54.0	Right, yeah, better.
0:55.0	That makes sense.
0:56.0	Oh, so come on, you hosted a fucking supplement podcast.
0:58.0	I know, I actually remembered as we were talking about it, the citric acid makes it better for flavor yes inthralling stuff yeah baby
1:06.2	subs dog woe supplements wonder how it failed yeah who knows
1:11.3	could have been anything.
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