The Most Self-Centered People On Reddit | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 19 October 2024
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Who can be the most selfish?! They all win! Get 10 FREE meals at https://HelloFresh.com/freepitreddit! Go to https://gum.fm/pitreddit to fill out our audience survey.
0:00 Intro
1:14 My mom lost my LV bag https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1ewrdo6/aita_for_telling_my_mom_to_never_touch_my_stuff/
9:50 I refused to pay for my gf's plane ticket https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1c45tr4/aita_for_refusing_to_pay_for_my_girlfriends_plane/
22:43 Gf won't stop asking for a ring https://www.rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1epk5ub/girlfriend_of_6_years_wont_stop_asking_for_a_ring/?share_id=tsE_SOWnpQ-jDJphIfI0S&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
32:39 I wanted to use the hall pass my wife gave me https://www.rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1eybqx7/aitah_for_wanting_to_use_the_hallpass_my_wife/?share_id=cKz-EzcqYDhxst9lNCLCw&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
45:00 My bf pranked TSA https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1c6s6g3/aita_for_leaving_my_boyfriend_at_the_airport/
50:39 I'm divorcing you through Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1f1mgdw/aita_for_letting_you_know_i_am_divorcing_you_by/?share_id=wgRYFvuhgBfnbU7jYqsvN&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane. And today we're doing a classic, Am I the Asshole. A bunch of Am I the Asshold stories determining who is in the right and who is in the wrong. And I am joined by two people who are not the asshole. But we have them. |
| 0:18.5 | Courtney and Arasha. |
| 0:21.2 | Ida. |
| 0:22.3 | That was crazy. |
| 0:23.9 | What? |
| 0:24.4 | What's this? |
| 0:26.3 | My tattoo? |
| 0:27.6 | Oh. |
| 0:28.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.6 | That's so pretty. |
| 0:30.9 | I've got a little tattoo. |
| 0:32.1 | It is technically a smosh tattoo. |
| 0:34.9 | It's for the funeral. |
| 0:36.9 | Hang on, sorry. Yeah, the match from the funeral. Hang on, sorry. |
| 0:37.5 | Yeah, the match from the funeral trailer. |
| 0:39.2 | Yeah, it's the match because |
| 0:40.7 | with every time the match |
| 0:43.3 | is struck, it's like reigniting |
| 0:45.1 | Smosh and then also like that |
| 0:47.1 | era reignited my love for the job |
| 0:49.1 | and love for the craft and made me |
| 0:51.1 | believe I could be a director someday. |
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