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Hey, my name is Stephanie. I'm 41 years old. I'm from San Antonio, Texas, and this is financial audit.

Yes, it is. Thanks for coming up from San Antonio. I really appreciate that. Listen, a part of me is

kind of excited because we never really have people over like mid-30s. You know, it's rare. It's rare.

So it's exciting to have someone closer to the middle age. Good. I'm glad. I fought really hard

to get on here, actually.

This is like the third time.

Yes, this is a third time. This is the third time. This is the third time to apply. And if y'all weren't going to accept me, first I wrote like kind of a thing, then I didn't write anything. Then I wrote like an essay. I was ready to give you like a book if you weren't going to let me on. Well, I don't see any of them, but I appreciate it.

What do you do in San Antonio for a living?

I... if you weren't going to let me on. Well, I don't see any of them, but I appreciate it. What do you do in San Antonio for a living?

I am mainly a swim lesson teacher and swim coach.

That's a full-time gig?

In the summer, well, I start in May,

and I'm still fucking teaching, and I don't want to be.

Okay. But I, in the height of the summer

I work 10 hours a day

outdoors

outdoor pool

outside

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