This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now he's Armstrong and Getty. He's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio Csignor.

Deep within the stinking bowels of the Armstrong and Getty

Intormation Complex, Jack will be joining us in seconds.

After he makes his incredibly dramatic, patriotic walk-up through the White House,

glowering at the camera, flags everywhere, flags draped over his shoulder.

Here he comes.

He's left the Oval Office.

He's working his way through the corridors. Out until his headphones aren't working. We'll figure it out.

Anyway, and I hate that Jack is going to miss this because I'm fairly proud of our titles today.

Today we'll be laboring under the title, Dr. Trump, what have you brought us? A deal if we can keep it.

Or a paraphrase of the famous Ben Franklin quote. Or if you prefer, the most punching at the White House since Hillary found out about Monica.

Hi-oh! I didn't need this. I was not mentally prepared for this as I tweeted over the weekend. It was Judy and my 40th anniversary weekend. And so we made Mary and ate dinner and took walks. And it was absolutely wonderful. And I pretty much ignored the news. Although I am told that there is a nascent deal between the United States and Iran. And my reference

to Ben Franklin and the constitutional convention was because I was thinking about the nature of

this thing. Here's a metaphor for you, because I love metaphor. You have a superstar athlete for

your team. And the contract negotiations have become very, very contentious.

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