Hi everybody this is Gatsad I just returned from not arguably guaranteed the most

woke place in the universe no No, not Portland, Oregon. No, not some place in California. No, not

some place in Vermont. I just returned from Ithaca, New York. Now before I explain why I was so energized by the woke progressive ethos of Ithaca. Let me remind you that I obtained

my MS, Masters of Science and my PhD at Cornell.

Cornell is a wonderful place in many ways, of course.

It's one of the most prestigious universities in the world.

I went there because my former doctoral supervisor

is retiring.

And so a bunch of us went there to commemorate

his retirement and hung out in Ithaca

for a few days with my family. As you could see I was so

moved and energized by the wokness that as you can see I've transformed myself because as you know and as I've explained in the parasitic mind

Having bright color is a form of aposomatic coloring. It's a form of warning

signal that evolved in nature, but in the case of the woke hair coloring it's a way of demonstrating that you're

ideologically fierce and I'm certainly that I'm very woke-of-5 you could see I've got a

whole bunch of things my daughter was even going to do some black eyelash. I said, no, I think it's

enough to show that I'm committed to all progressive causes by dawning what I'm wearing now. This is not satirical by the way.

I'm this is very much my commitment to all things woke.

Now Ithaca historically has been very much of a you know haven for this kind of stuff

because it's where all the hippies from the 60s went to you know make love not war you know eradicate war through music all of these very

actionable and very practical and powerful ideas like you don't you don't fight another country

with the military you just love them more through love you can conquer everything and

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