The Most Outrageous Student Roasts We've Ever Heard! š³
Teachers Off Duty
Bored Teachers
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šļø 4 August 2024
ā±ļø 49 minutes
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Summary
Thereās no way your student said thatā¦
Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty! This week our hosts Bri Richardson, Jess Smith, and Tyler Jackowski share the craziest things that students have said to them.
We all love a good roast, but it really doesnāt hit when it's coming from a twelve year old kid. Our students can be really brutal, and we start off the episode by saying the worst insults our students have given us. Some of these are really hurtful, from making fun of our fashion, to our career decisions; these kids are really going for the throat. All this being said however, is it unprofessional to clap back at their insults, or should we just remember not to take it so personal?
These kids are really not pulling any punches recently with their roasts, Bri shares a story about a student that called her poor for never skiing before. Big talk coming from someone who still gets an allowance! Tyler also shares his story of a kid who made fun of his hair, and lets just say things got a little out of hand, tune in to find out what happened!
But it's not all about hurtful student insults, we also are celebrating Halloween a little early this year with our hostās sharing their paranormal experiences in haunted schools. Whether it be apparitions, weird noises down the halls, or our extra homework coming back to haunt us, we have some chilling tales for you this week.
Jump right to it!
4:19 - Kids say the darnedest things
10:09 - Teachers' Personal Anecdotes
17:00 - Roast Battles with Students
23:43 - Handling Awkward Situations
31:47 - Unfiltered Student Comments
38:09 - Supernatural School Tales
So get your comebacks ready and leave your feelings at home, because the roasts are getting pretty personal on this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty.
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the Teacher's Off Duty podcast, we're talking about all things crazy. |
| 0:03.8 | Crazy things students have said, done, so tune in. Hey best friends welcome to this week's episode of teacher's off duty if you don't know me I am honest |
| 0:26.1 | teacher vibes and for the third week in a row I am joined by my amazing co-host |
| 0:30.9 | tell the people what you name it my name is Tyler Jekowski otherwise known as Fishing for Clow for some reason. |
| 0:35.6 | Sorry I still haven't figured I was using it. You chose it. |
| 0:38.6 | Listen I'm trying to figure it out. I chose it but the minute that I hit add I said why the hell did I do that they would |
| 0:46.6 | let you change it man you got wait 30 days we're way too far in now |
| 0:50.1 | way too bad my name is Jess Smith and you can follow me at Teachers Tales of Miss Smith. |
| 0:57.8 | Turn up. |
| 0:58.8 | Beautiful. This week's episode, Teachers Off Duty, we're talking all things, crazy things students say. |
| 1:04.0 | But before we get into that, let me tell you some of the crazy things we're going to say |
| 1:08.8 | at the Board Teachers comedy tour. |
| 1:10.7 | It will probably include things that the students have said. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh, one thousand percent. |
| 1:16.0 | Kids telling me it look like I can't fit in a bathtub, you know? |
| 1:19.0 | You have to come to the Board Teacher's Comedy Tour to hear what my response to that is |
| 1:22.0 | because I would not say |
| 1:22.8 | it here on camera for fear of getting cancelled. We are on week three of the |
| 1:28.3 | teacher struggle is real comedy tour. We will be next week we're in Springfield, Missouri, Columbia, Missouri, |
| 1:34.1 | Mulvan, Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma, then the last weekend of summer. |
| 1:39.0 | We're in Green Bay, Wisconsin, Walsall, Wisconsin. |
| 1:43.0 | I don't know if I've pronounced that right yet, but whatever. |
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