The Most INSANE Financial Audit Ever

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Self-improvement, Education, Business, Investing

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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0:29.7	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. I had found some
0:34.3	information out that he'd been... More information? Paying for an app.
0:38.3	It was an AI girlfriend app.
0:41.3	What the f f f' it actually happened?
0:42.3	How can you like tell me what the fuck happened?
0:48.3	Okay, wow.
0:49.3	Z-h-h-hap-a-dick-moji to Sarah, who is an AI Sarah.
0:54.4	Did you like AI Sarah?
0:56.2	Who sent, if you sit on this lap because you don't have another choice.
1:02.4	I mean, I'm being told that literally when you guys are chatting about any serious topic.
1:06.8	He will not sit next to you out of fear for you seeing his phone.
1:09.5	I pointed out.
1:10.5	And?
1:10.8	And? And just the, ha, ha, yeah, and then shrugs and laughs.
1:13.6	I was talking to his parents about him, uh, sending emails to the VA from when he was in the military.
1:21.6	What branch?
1:22.6	He wasn't in it.
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