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Good Guys

The Most INSANE Celebrity Weddings Ever… And the food spread of our dreams!

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

5.023 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Mazel morons! Today, we dive into the wild world of weddings - from the most insanely expensive celebrity weddings ever to what the perfect wedding food spread should actually look like. Think soft pretzel bars, pigs in a blanket, tuna tartare, and a full-blown debate over whether it’s acceptable to inhale every passed hors d'oeuvre in sight. Plus: Costco sample chaos, ice cream overindulgence, awkward social situations, and a listener dilemma involving the ultimate dinner party offense - bringing your own steak. What are ya nuts? Love ya!  Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Redefine your standard of health. Secure 20% off your order and begin your intentional wellness journey today at Piquelife.com/goodguys.  Go to LITTLESPOON.COM/GOODGUYS and enter our code GOODGUYS at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:04.2

Mazumorons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. Ben, you're wearing that Arcteric shirt,

0:08.7

and I think it's because you look flipping cute in it.

0:11.5

I think I need a new shirt.

0:13.8

But Josh, before we get derailed early, I want to know, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate yourself as a wedding guest oh great question great

0:24.0

one all right here's the deal right i'm a eat i'm a dance i'm a not talk to nobody i'm a hard seven

0:31.7

you it depends on okay i should have i definitely should have clarified best friend's wedding let start there. How are you at your best friend's wedding? Are you feeling the weight on your shoulders? How are you at a family member's wedding? Let's say that Paige's Beautiful Sisters got married. How great are you at that wedding? Or it's the same answer. I am the ultimate guess no matter what because I am here to serve the party, not myself. How about you? I'm here to serve the party, not myself. I am that one, you know, there's a horror going on. I'm running. Can somebody get this, this man, some water? Okay, I'm water guy. Yes. I'm always looking at, are you dehydrated? Because you probably are. You threw back a couple of shots.

1:10.9

You're on Molly. You're dancing. Hava Naguil. Probably some hard drugs. Something's going on.

1:16.7

I'm worried about your water then. Okay. I'm the one who puts your father-in-law in the chair.

1:22.9

Okay. I assume the responsibility of gathering the six huskiest men with the burliest arms to lift your 300 pound father-in-law that is terrified of getting on that chair. Human pillars. I'm talking to him. I'm like, you got to get on the chair. He's like, I don't want to get on the chair. I'm like, you're going to, you're going to, you're going to want this, okay?

1:45.2

Your future self is going to want this. I'm talking him off the ledge. I'm talking him onto the chair. This is exactly, by the way, what I had to do at my sister, my sister's wedding. My dad didn't want to get on the chair. He was scared, but we got him on that chair, Josh. And here is the worst thing you can do at a wedding.

2:04.0

Go to the intro. But we got him on that chair, Josh. And here is the worst thing you can do at a wedding.

2:04.0

Go to the intro.

2:05.7

Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.

2:12.7

A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's's a good guys and if you don't give us

2:21.1

five stars what are you nuts what are you nuts yeah we're the good guys do not be great guys

2:29.2

it's so good a good good good guys whoa that nice very good very good guys. That nice.

2:35.6

Yeah.

2:36.9

Very good. Very good.

2:37.9

That's saucy.

2:39.3

And we're back.

2:40.1

Look, the worst thing that you can do at a wedding, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly, truly.

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