The Most Influencey Influencer! (Best Of | Worst Of TCB)

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Bryan is still battling illness leaving TCB to scramble for new material! Lucky for us, there are plenty of "canned" episodes to dig through. Another "Best Of | Worst Of" episode of The Commercial break Podcast. On this BO|WO TCB: Love Connection, the 1980's era blind dating game is as absurd as it sounds. Bryan and Krissy review an interesting couple's date. Finally, there is a new reality show contest aimed at finding the best New Instagram Influencer. Bryan and Hoaldey review the first episode....as much of it as they can. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	For the first time in maybe 30 years, I experienced a fever dream last night.
0:09.9	And for those of you who don't know what a fever dream is, that weird space when you
0:13.6	have a really high fever, where you start fading in and out of consciousness.
0:17.4	Your brain is basically frying, your blood is boiling, and your pituitary gland is releasing
0:21.8	DMT, the world's most intense psychedelic, straight into your jugular.
0:26.3	It's a lot of fun, and it's really cheap if you can get it.
0:28.9	And so there I was in the middle of this fever dream, and the guys from Basement Yard and
0:33.5	Two Bears and a Cave podcast were standing shirtless on a baseball field, asking me if I wanted
0:39.6	to edit their show, and in return they would give me Cubs baseball tickets and Gatorade.
0:45.2	When I look up into the outfield bleachers, there's Frankie B, with his tuna on egg
0:49.6	combination, asking me if I was hungry.
0:52.1	I politely declined, melted into the pitcher's mound, and found myself on an episode of Seeking
0:56.8	Sister Wives on TLC.
0:58.5	You know when you start having dreams about work, it's probably time to take a break from
1:02.2	your work.
1:03.2	So maybe, this forced interruption is not necessarily a bad thing.
1:06.6	And as you may have guessed by the gravel in the back of my throat, I too now have the
1:10.5	dreaded coronavirus, and after two and a half years of tiptoeing around this earth, it
1:15.3	finally caught up with me.
1:16.7	So Chrissy and I are unable to record in the same studio together, and rather than give
1:20.8	you a shitty episode with shitty sound quality, we decided to dig deep into what we call the
1:26.2	T.C.B. Archives of Trash and pull out some of the gems.
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