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Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

The MOST Garbage! with Are You Garbage? | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 145

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Don't be a fake. Don't be a flake. Don't run away from your feelings, babe. Don't be afraid. Don't be ashamed. Don't hesitate to say, hey, babe, hey, babe, hey, babe, hey, babe, hey, babe, hey, babe, hey, babe, get me on the court and I'm trouble.

0:19.0

Last week around I got a triple double freaking hay bakes every way like MJ. I can't believe today was a hey, babe, she, she, so how about this? First of all, welcome our guest are you garbage boys?

0:34.0

Thank you. Thanks for having us. Of are you garbage? Oh, first time on the pot. First time on the first time. Happy to be here. Thank you so much.

0:43.0

Absolutely. And yes, if you guys don't know their podcasts, it's it's the best ever check it out. That means a lot coming from you guys.

0:50.0

Thank you. If you know their podcasts, you're an ass wipe. So get your head out of your ass. Yeah. So, so I, this was maybe five years ago, right? I'm in LA and I'm wearing that shirt today.

1:04.0

I had a shirt that ice cubes face on it said today was a good day. Okay. And I put that shirt on. I like put it on in my hotel room to go out for the day. I literally first time on ever wearing that shirt.

1:16.0

I'm at the where do they do? Where did Whitney Houston die? Is it the tub? Yes. In a tub or where?

1:24.0

In the bathtub, right? No, but it was the Beverly Hilton hotel. I think the Beverly Hilton. Okay. I think it's yes, the Beverly Hilton. And it's where they do like all the awards ceremony. So I was staying in that hotel.

1:36.0

And I walk into the elevator. Literally, my the door was five feet from the elevator. Walk in ice cube is in the elevator. I swear to Christ. I swear to Christ. It just him. No security. Nothing. Just him. Oh, my God.

1:52.0

I was on like, whatever were the 10th floor. So I'm saying nothing because I'm like, what do I say here? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

1:58.0

And he's not like not looking at a phone? Nothing. He's got sunglasses on. And I go.

2:04.0

I'm going to try to go today was a good day. And then the doors open. I swear to Christ, he went not for me and walked out. What was it today that she died? No, because he just.

2:14.0

Like you can. Like meeting like today was a good day for me because I met ice cube. But he was like not for me. Yeah. Oh, meaning like I don't care. Well, like I might have had a bad day before this. You don't know.

2:23.0

I don't know. Well, he just said not for me and walked out. We were when he used to. It's just when I'm saying it was a hotel. Whitney Houston died.

2:30.0

Oh, yeah. I thought it was a good day. It was a bad day because he just passed away. I just didn't need to mention the hotel. Whitney Houston died. But I did anyway.

2:38.0

Man, for being such good podcast partners, you two are rarely on the same page. It's my favorite thing. That's what's different about the podcast.

2:47.0

I just I was telling him that the clip of black ice coffee makes me laugh. Oh, that's old. Yeah. I can't come on. I was shaking in my back.

2:57.0

Oh, I know we talk about black ice coffee. Black ice coffee. The same as the top of where you two when you two are on the same page and you're trying to figure stuff out. It's so funny. That's what it is. We left at the time.

3:09.0

It's a rose. It came in out of nowhere. Oh, my God. When he was talking about living in. I was talking about. I was talking about getting it to stoicism and like.

3:20.0

Trying to practice poverty and just what it is. So here's what you meant. You know what you meant. And then derosa saved the day with a clip. But it's interesting.

3:32.0

That whole stuff with stoicism. As you get into it, again, I was just in the beginning. The guy who like wrote the book, this guy Ryan Holiday, I speak.

3:41.0

I spoke to him a little bit because I was talking about so much. He was like, oh, shit, thanks for like promoting my stuff. And he said to me, he was like, listen, you're making the mistake that everybody makes that I made.

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