Can we tell everyone about the neighbour that hates you?

Someone keeps slashing Zara's eyes.

Am I allowed to talk about this? Slashing. Well, it's only happened maybe like... Three times. Something like that. That's a lot... And three times in the space of like three weeks. That's a lot of times. Did I not tell you about this? No! Why are you no more concerned? Because I think it's funny. And I don't think it's actually malicious.

I think it's because...

You don't think it's malicious.

I don't think I'm actually malicious. I think it's because

I don't think I'm a very good parker. But I'm not doing anything wrong. Well, I think I'm just

parking outside someone's house that doesn't want me to park there. Which I'm sorry, that's not a thing.

If it's just a street, I'm not parking in your fucking driveway by me, I mean you.

You're not parking in their driveway, you're just parking at the front of their place,

but you are parking in common land.

The thing is, Bells, at the start I just thought I kept running over nails.

Okay, yes, I remember this.

She literally messaged me one day and goes, oh my God, I've run over a nail again.

And I was like, Zara, this is the third time this month. And it's like, but it's in the same tire in the same spot. So now you're pretty sure someone is. Didn't I have to point out to you to be like, no, no, no. I wasn't. It was it Oliver? Yeah, yeah, he got there. And then I told, I said, we now suspect foul play. That is so scary.

What you... Oliver. Yeah, yeah, he got there. And then I told you, I said, we now suspect foul play.

That is so scary, Sarah. Would you ever confront them? No, because they've also left a few

notes. They have. Well, yeah. Being like, we are slashing your time. Well, no, I don't know if the notes

are linked, but there's been a note or two, which is, like, in the vein of, like, Park Bedadip shit.

But not malicious.

With all due respect, you're a terrible fucking detective.

I always thought you'd be amazing.

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