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I'm sure you guys are well aware, but Gen Alpha is kind of doomed. And there's a Skibbitty

toilet kid that is really probably one of the most deranged

and insane skibbity toilet kids that I've told on this channel for quite a while. So if you're

interested in a story time of a Gen Alpha kid who is obsessed with Skibbity Toilet and goes way too far,

then this is the story time for you. So sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new,

leave a like on the video right now to claim you're free nothing and let's just jump right into it.

So anyways, we're going to introduce the subscriber who submitted this story. We're going to call

him Jordan. You can submit your own stories to my Instagram. It's at Connor Pugs.

Follow me on there and then message me by hitting the DM button and message me your story. Anyways, so there's a kid in Jordan's

class, and it's a very classic case of a kid who contracted Skibbdy Toilet Syndrome. We're going to

call this kid Ben, or if I call him Skivety Toilet Kid, same thing, Ben,

that name, I'll use it interchangeably. Very quickly, if you don't know what Skivety Toilet

syndrome is, it's a disease that is sweeping the nation. It's quite dangerous because you

get one of the worst side effects of all time, and that is being cringe. So anyways, Ben was a fairly normal kid.

Okay, I take that back. He wasn't a fairly normal kid, but he wasn't a skibbby toilet kid before

last summer. At least that's what Jordan tells me. Jordan tells me that, you know, Ben didn't

really have a lot to do over the summer. I don't know. He maybe had a camp or something that he was

going to do later. Or for some reason, he just had a very long period in the summer where he was just

going to stay at home. His parents really didn't know what to do with them and they were like,

yeah, figure it out on yourself. Because they were thinking, you know, Ben's parents back in the

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