kid BURNS DOWN school over the amazing digital circus 😭 (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about a gen alpha kid BURNS DOWN school over the amazing digital circus 😭 this Gen Alpha kid is cringey and this gen alpha kid loves the amazing digital circus and this gen alpha kid thinks Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus is actually real in real life. Try not to laugh at this super funny and hilarious storytime! Submit your email here to stay updated! 👇 https://forms.gle/eyZ3AGLGDrTDBWTR6 Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs

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0:00.0	The five pound meal deal from McDonald's.
0:02.8	Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken,
0:04.7	medium fries, four McNuggets,
0:06.5	and a medium soft drink for guess what?
0:08.5	That's right, five pounds.
0:11.6	It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.
0:15.2	From 11 AM, not available on delivery.
0:16.8	Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply.
0:18.4	Participating restaurants, subjects, availability.
0:20.5	So we have a story today of a Gen Alpha kid who tries to burn down their school over the amazing digital circus.
0:26.6	Gen Alpha might actually be a doomed generation. There might be no saving them.
0:31.6	But whether that is true or not, today I have quite an interesting story that you will enjoy. So sit back, relax,
0:39.1	get comfortable, leave a like on the video right now to claim your very own free nothing.
0:43.7	With all that being said, let's just jump right into it. So we're going to call the subscriber
0:48.4	who submitted this story, Tommy, and you can submit stories to my Instagram, Connor Pugs.
0:53.2	Just follow me and send me a message on there.
0:55.5	Anyways, so Tommy went to school, and in this school, there was a girl.
1:00.0	And we're going to call this girl Kate, right?
1:03.0	So anyways, Kate was a little bit of a strange girl.
1:07.8	Very strange.
1:09.0	I mean, she does almost burn down the entire school over my amazing digital
1:12.2	circus, so I mean, she wasn't, didn't have all it together, right? It's not like there wasn't a few
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