Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose, a production of I Heart Radio.

Oh my god.

Well, here we go.

I'll be honest.

Yeah, he's super fucking boring, but I don't hate him yet.

I did enjoy, I did enjoy Claire painting.

But I feel like he's perfectly, it's like painting a girl's key sandwich.

Like he's just like a nice whatever he's either like an American cheese wonderbread

grilled cheese sandwich. Like I can't hate that. He's fine.

Hello, welcome to the very first episode of the season of Clayton wonderbread bachelor

with his doppelganger Jesse Palmer hosting Don't worry America, it's back traditional.

It's white. We're back in Calabassia with a white host and a white lead.

Don't worry everybody. I feel we've got puppies. We've got a man with dimples on an underbite.

We have a man whose mom wears a jaunty giant bow with American flags on it.

When she doesn't know she's gonna be on camera. Let's just say everything.

Hey, wear a giant, giant necker chief, huge pussy bow of America.

Just that's just a Tuesday. Guys, my name is Arden Marine coming to you from a boozy garage in

Los Angeles, California. Quadruple maxed, relaxed and vexed and here we go.

Somebody got waxed and his name is the captain. Ladies and gentlemen, a man who is such a wonderful

addition to this podcast. His passion for the franchise cannot be understated.

Let me ask you a question. First of all, you know him from comedy. You know him as a podcast host.

You know him mostly as the captain. Ladies and gentlemen, Doug Benson.

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