Hi, I'm Brandon. I love Hallmark Christmas movies. I'm Brian and I like Hallmark Christmas movies. I'm Dan and I despise Hallmark Christmas movies.

Hi, I'm John and I've seen one Hallmark Christmas movie and I liked it.

I'm Dave and I'm new to Hallmark movies. I'm confused but excited.

And this is the Dick the Hallmark podcast that you'll cross over.

Dick the Hallmark is his podcast.

We hope you like this dolly podcast.

I gotta be honest, I've never been more embarrassed by our theme song because we used to get for festival musicians.

Yeah, that's what they all have. What's great is this John was like, I got the four segments. I know what we're doing, the whole thing.

And then he in his intro gives his hot take. Yeah, which is impressive. It's good. You gotta get it right out of the way. Impressive.

Impressive. But we also kind of do that. So we're just used to we we we work in a job where people lose interest quickly.

And so we have to move. We like to be we front load every. That's right. Yeah, the back the back 40s got nothing.

But it's like we don't even play tonight. It's like Netflix. Like the first episode of any Netflix show is like a great movie.

And then episode four is just like Indie filler. Like it's bad. So that's what we did there. I like it.

Yes. I just want to say today really quick. It's nice to meet you. I hate you. And here's my here's my. I hate you really quickly.

When I first started dating my wife, she said I want to play you some music that I really like. And one of the first songs she played was by you.

And I immediately realized that you are a much better musician than I'll ever be. And I immediately hated you.

I said there's nothing there's nothing I could do. Like literally when I met her, I met her. I was on stage singing. And then she says let me play you a real musician.

This is how it happened in my mind. She's like let me play you music that I actually like. I think we'll be able to get over that hump.

But I just want to tell you right now I'm going into this with some bias and I apologize.

No, that's fair. Well, no, that my envy for your facial hair may be what keeps us.

You know, even because my best I look like. I mean, it's it always looks like I just started. But I'm three weeks in.

And basically you're trying to be here to like this is supposed to be a finished beer. You know, it looks like sort of.

...