The Most Boring Story You’ve Ever Heard | 91
Little Stories Everywhere
Wondery
4.4 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2022
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
*Listen to the end for a special Robbie Daymond surprise!* Olivia the Brown Bear is the most boring teenager in the entire forest. So boring, in fact, that her stories put people to sleep almost immediately! If you’re ready for a challenge, try listening to this entire story without falling asleep…
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| 0:00.0 | From Wundery, I'm Virginia Madsen, and this is little stories everywhere. |
| 0:16.5 | Each episode we'll bring you stories for kids that spark the imagination, |
| 0:21.0 | take you |
| 0:25.0 | ever heard |
| 0:30.0 | ever heard. not long ago. |
| 0:31.0 | not long ago, I went for a walk in the woods, and during my walk I heard what was |
| 0:39.7 | without a doubt the most boring story ever. In fact, it's so boring that it's 100% |
| 0:48.0 | guaranteed to put you to sleep. Or is it? I'll let you be the judge. |
| 0:54.0 | This story is about a bear named Olivia, who's 13 years old. |
| 0:59.0 | She lives in a den in the same forest where I take my evening walk. |
| 1:04.0 | Now, I don't spend too much time in Bear Dens, |
| 1:08.0 | so you can imagine my first question. |
| 1:10.0 | What was Olivia doing in there? |
| 1:21.0 | Olivia, the brown bear, slowly drags a nail file across her big finger. She is very meticulous. After a while, she moves on to the next fingernail. |
| 1:28.8 | She's careful not to make her nails sharp. Any other brown bear would love sharp nails. They'd spend hours |
| 1:37.0 | sharpening their claws against a boulder until they looked like spiky |
| 1:41.4 | harpoons. |
| 1:43.0 | But not Olivia. |
| 1:45.0 | She wants her claws as soft as possible. |
| 1:49.0 | Oh, I guess that's as good as it's going to get. |
| 1:53.2 | The truth is, she was born with very large claws, |
| 1:57.2 | maybe the largest in the whole forest. |
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