The Most Boring Magazine Cover Ever - April 3, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 4 April 2025
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
- People Magazine put Melinda Gates on the cover to complain about Bill, Canadian penis yard art, the stock market tanks, Maz-terbation, Gone Girls: The Long Island Serial Killer on Netflix, Kanye wants Bianca back, and Jim's Picks: Songs about rain.
- Amherstburg, ON has quite a few pranksters. An entire neighborhood is up in arms over a lawn decoration...OF A PENIS! Check out the video.
- Uncle Baby Billy wants you to see his dong on EVERY Righteous Gemstones episode this season.
- A new Bonerline with lots of complaints.
- Don't check your 401k. Yay tariffs! But hey, mortgage interest rates are better.
- Mixed messages on Elon Musk: reports are that Elon is OUT! But is he?
- Stellantis laid off a bunch of people today. Ugh...
- The most boring People Magazine cover ever. MELINDA. FRENCH. GATES. She has a lot of complaints and they all involve Bill and Jeffrey Epstein.
- Kanye has another stupid new song where he's trying to win back Bianca Censori. This dude is somehow cancel-proof.
- Have you watched the new Gilgo Beach Murders doc on Netflix? Gone Girls: The Long Island Serial Killer. Rex Heuermann is an ogre.
- We call Maz right on time and he accuses us of being late. We talk about Opening Day. Then we quickly get into Tom's over/under on times beating it last weekend while he was alone. Final Four predictions. Tom's throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, dude.
- We go in search of Jim Barktek due to a duck fart.
- USA Fencing disqualifies a girl for refusing to fence transgender athlete.
- Drew went on a Val Kilmer binge last night.
- Jim's Picks: Top 10 Songs About Rain.
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| 0:00.0 | Never felt more alone. |
| 0:01.7 | You're listening to the award-winning Drew and Mick Show. |
| 0:05.4 | Best Podcast, WDIV. |
| 0:08.5 | Our magazine. |
| 0:10.5 | Metro Times. |
| 0:12.2 | Blah, blah, blah. |
| 0:13.7 | Blah, blah. |
| 0:14.5 | Blah, blah. |
| 0:14.7 | Blah, blah. |
| 0:17.1 | Now known simply as the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:20.8 | Great name. |
| 0:21.5 | What's that name? |
| 0:22.2 | Nice name. |
| 0:24.4 | Oh my God, I'm so glad we can provide some company for that girl that feels so alone. |
| 0:28.9 | Wow, that was sad. |
| 0:30.7 | I don't feel worth loving. |
| 0:32.0 | No. |
| 0:33.4 | Well, hang in there. |
| 0:34.8 | Just getting started. |
| 0:37.2 | Yeah, it's a Drew Lane show. |
| 0:39.3 | Wrapping up the week. |
| 0:40.4 | Jim's here with his top ten. |
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