The Most and Least Shady on the Show
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
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| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Jay Rock Fine Alley Show. It's time for some most least. Life's all about a giant ranking. And as we're officially in the end of the year, everything's a giant countdown from |
| 0:38.4 | what was the best of this and the best of that |
| 0:40.1 | and the most memorable moment here. We just have to know. Celebrity breakup. So we've decided to throw ourselves into the mix and maybe you're new to the show. You don't really know us yet or you've been listening and slogging along with us for four years. regardless, we are going to now figure out who we believe is the shadiest and least shady person on the show. |
| 0:57.1 | Now, shady, I think, is, for four years. Regardless, we are going to now figure out who we believe is the shadiest and least shady |
| 0:55.6 | person on the show. Now, shady, I think, is oftentimes a negative connotation. Like, the person |
| 1:01.9 | can't be trusted. They're involved in a bunch of stuff that seems sinister by nature. But the reality is... |
| 1:08.0 | I understand enough that you provide shade. Right, or you're so fat that you provide shade and we all stand behind you in the sun. Is that how you ranked your list, Jake? Yeah, that's why you're one. Allie, congratulations. You are the shadiest person. We all like to stand behind Allie for shade and shelter. It is defined as lacking respectability in character or behavior or appearance. |
| 1:29.2 | And that is unscrupulous, right. |
| 1:32.4 | But I think that shady can also be a positive thing. |
| 1:35.2 | Everyone does want to have a shady friend or a shady connection in Vegas. |
| 1:40.5 | Knowing someone who is shady or having access to a shady underbelly of society is usually a good thing |
| 1:47.2 | in a lot of situations spoken like a true shady guy no it's spoken like someone |
| 1:52.0 | shady can be good alley you know whenever you're trying to find a place to park and it was like |
| 1:56.6 | why don't you park in the lot and pay the full price you're like what else we got we got? You like to have a shady, oh, well, there's a back road here. Technically you can't park, but there's no one that monitors it. So you love all that stuff. Yeah, you love it. Last time I took that advice, I got a giant dent in my car. Right, well. That's because you were plagiar yourself while you were parking. No. That is shady. |
| 2:19.1 | That is shit. |
| 2:19.7 | Now you drive it on the 101, self-pleasureing. That's as shady as it gets. I thought I had a concrete list put together. And now after what I've learned over the last week here, I've had to rearrange some people here. Okay. So I'm just curious before, I know some people have written down who they believe is the shadiest on the show and who is the least shady. |
| 2:38.2 | So, Ali, why don't we start with your list, at least who you have in the number one, or least shady. Let's go least shady to shadiest. |
| 2:44.9 | Lease shady, I put Jake, because every single part of his life that is even remotely interesting to him is communicated to us. |
| 2:53.0 | Right. |
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