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The Morning After with Kelly Stafford

The morning after you find out it’s damn hard to be a parent these days.

The Morning After with Kelly Stafford

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Kids & Family

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

My mom and I dive into differences of being a parent now vs. back when she was, her first impression of Matthew, and how she handled hearing here daughter was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Just talking about real parent shit, no filters. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Okay, I'm gonna apologize because I feel like this might be awful. I'm so hungover.

0:24.2

I don't know how, but I could barely function this morning trying to get my kids to school.

0:32.8

I got them there, but it was a massive struggle. And I'm like, legit, a little shaky.

0:39.6

So this podcast might not be great, but gonna do my best. Yesterday was awesome.

0:47.8

We started the day with Five Football, and we won our game there, which was a great little start to the day.

0:56.8

My kids continued to need a lot of work, but the other kids on the team carried the team, and we won.

1:04.9

And it was so fun. But right after we had to really rush out, because to try and make the 125 kickoff was gonna be tight.

1:15.5

So we came home, child, quick, got everyone in the car. We brought our girls to the game, or my girls, the three oldest.

1:22.1

Tyler is still in like that napping phase, and I just don't want to deal with it. Like, I don't want to deal with her screaming in the middle of the game, because she's supposed to be napping.

1:30.7

She doesn't want to be there. I don't really want her there when she's like that. So she stayed home. I brought my other three.

1:39.4

They were awesome. They loved being able to see dad. Actually, the reason I brought them is because Sawyer ran, was like, I want to go watch daddy play football.

1:48.3

So I said, okay, let's do it. And they'll probably continue to come to the games from here on out, because they really, they did a great job.

1:55.7

And they, they were just great. One thing on that real quick, I don't give, I don't let my kids use iPads, except for in two scenarios.

2:08.0

On a flight, and not a football game. So that saved me, that saved us. So they get so excited to get on a flight, which is great, because then I don't have to deal with them screaming at everybody or screaming at me on the flight, and they get to use their iPads.

2:26.6

So they get super excited. And I don't hear from them for four hours, which I know that's too much screen time, but you know what, they never get them. So I don't care.

2:34.6

And also, can we talk about, I feel like kids that use iPads know so much. Like, my girls, I was like, how do all these kids know their letters, their numbers already at three and four.

2:50.0

And my girls are like, can't even sing their ABC still. I mean, they can, but here, kind of. And I was like, it's the iPads, like they learn on the iPads.

3:00.0

So that's something I might want to dive into later is what do you, what really is the best amount of screen time, because if you're learning, when you're younger on it, anyways, I got sidetracked, but yes, if they watch the first quarter, and then I was like, do you want your iPads, and they crush their iPads, and then got to celebrate with daddy after.

3:24.0

So they were awesome. It was so fun to have them there. I know Matthew was pumped that they were there. And at least watch the first quarter. I think that they didn't care.

3:36.0

But an awesome game. I mean, our defense, obviously, never been a part of a team that this defense is incredible. And, and so fun to watch. I mean, it was funny.

3:51.4

So I was like, I feel like you get more excited when the defense is on the field that when Matthew is not with someone in our suite that said that to me, and I just said, well, I guess when Matthew's out there, I'm a little nervous. And when the defense is out there now, I'm like, this is going to be fun. Like, what's going to happen next?

4:09.8

How many sex or, you know, it's just, it's a different feeling than I have ever had with any of the previous teams.

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