The Morning After Where the F*** is the Elf

The Morning After with Kelly Stafford & Hank

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Kids & Family, Talk Radio

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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0:00.0	Okay, welcome back, everybody, to the morning after, and it's the morning after November, and it's Christmas.
0:10.1	Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
0:11.7	Should I bark?
0:12.5	Or should I woo?
0:13.4	I'm going to woo.
0:14.0	No, we're moving on now to whatever a noise an elf makes or a reindeer.
0:18.7	Fucking elf, but we'll get there.
0:21.8	If you have kids that are in your car, do me a favor.
0:26.1	Pause this until they get out because we are going to be talking about a lot of things
0:29.7	Christmas and we don't want to ruin any surprises for them.
0:33.3	You know what I mean?
0:34.2	Yeah.
0:35.4	Let me.
0:36.4	Christmas is a lot.
0:37.3	The elf in the shelf has moved into Beverly Hills and it's a lot.
0:42.0	Yes, we're going to get, I want a whole section on the elf on the shelf because I think
0:48.6	every parent just absolutely despises this thing.
0:53.5	But before we get there, I was laughing because we had our
0:59.5	Christmas lights put up. And I came from a family and I'm sure you did too, Hank, where you
1:04.5	put your own Christmas lights up. There's not usually people who are out there doing it for you.
1:11.9	That is the case now in my life.
1:14.8	And the first day the kids came home and Matthew, the kids were very underwhelmed
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