The morning after the live show before
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Jonny and Richard look back on the previous day's inaugural Late Brake Show live event while sitting in a Dover hotel room which is decorated like a dead uncle's flat.
Also in this episode, Jonny remembers a recent encounter with a lady who got trapped under a Honda Jazz and Richard reveals what inspired the Grand Tour theme tune.
Plus, Noel Edmonds' horror crash jocularity, generic sports socks, model villages, awful clutch smearing and Having To Stop Driving spec cars.
https://www.patreon.com/smithandsniff
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. And this is Smith and Smith, a podcast in which two friends talk about parties in a hotel room in Dover. |
| 0:13.0 | I feel like I'm in an uncle's house that I don't go up that often. |
| 0:21.0 | So for context, we're in the same room as each other for once. And it's the morning after the first ever Late Break Show live event in Kent. |
| 0:36.0 | We are in a hotel in Dover, the decor of this room is late uncle's back. |
| 0:44.0 | Yes, he didn't buy furniture in the last 30 years because he never knew when he might be off. |
| 0:54.0 | What would he spend more money on cruising? |
| 0:57.0 | Cruising or cruises? |
| 1:00.0 | The bathroom is particularly special. |
| 1:04.0 | If you remember the late 80s, so do people who go into my bathroom here. |
| 1:11.0 | But yeah, so it's Sunday morning yesterday, we spent all day at what's it called? |
| 1:18.0 | Coat hanger park. |
| 1:19.0 | Bet hanger park. |
| 1:20.0 | It's a country park in Kent near Sandwich. |
| 1:24.0 | Is it in the sandwich on nearer to Deal? |
| 1:27.0 | I might be equidistant to Deal. |
| 1:28.0 | Yeah, I drove through Deal last night. |
| 1:31.0 | I've never been to Deal. |
| 1:33.0 | I don't know. I don't know if I went through Deal. |
| 1:36.0 | I'm quite, if you can tell, my voice might be a bit croaky. |
| 1:40.0 | You know, when you're running on empty for a prolonged amount of time, you've just got to get there. |
| 1:45.0 | If you, in the last week, you've had a single digit amount of sleep, haven't you? |
| 1:50.0 | It's been really challenging. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jonny Smith and Richard Porter, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Jonny Smith and Richard Porter and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.