The Morning After Put Me To Sleep
The Morning After with Kelly Stafford
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🗓️ 21 August 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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It's back to school! Backpack controversies, moronic drop-off times, and crying parents are all too much. Plus: Six Flags and cosmetic antics!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back, everybody, to the morning after. Currently trying to get my phone to load to see |
| 0:04.9 | what teachers my kids have and they start tomorrow, which is kind of crazy to me. You're, |
| 0:10.6 | Emma's in public school or no? Correct. And we start after Labor Day, but a lot of the private |
| 0:15.2 | kids are already back. Got it. Now, when you find out her teachers, is it the day before school starts? |
| 0:22.6 | We'll probably find out like a week or so before, but I believe that the teacher reveal is the elementary version of the Super Bowl. |
| 0:31.7 | Right? |
| 0:32.5 | It is unbelievable. |
| 0:34.6 | I, okay, so this blows my mind, but we just got our teacher assignments and I'm trying to figure out |
| 0:39.9 | who has who right now it's not really working but like everyone's texting me who'd you get |
| 0:44.7 | where are you like are they together are they not together and I I can't fucking figure out the |
| 0:51.5 | website the websites are always so confusing and there's 13 |
| 0:56.5 | different passwords and 16 different lock things and it's all for safety. Now, my question is, |
| 1:01.5 | do you want the girls in the twins in the same class? Do you want Sawyer and Chandler together or no? |
| 1:08.1 | Yes. And here's, and here's what I'll tell you. I've always told them to let me know if there's an issue. Like if one is falling behind, the other one's helping her a bunch, or if, you know, they're not making friends, they're just sticking with each other. Like, I want to make sure that they are spreading their wings a little bit. And I have not had an issue yet. Neither as a teacher. So with that being said, yes, I want to keep them together. There's one less |
| 1:11.1 | teacher to So with that being |
| 1:28.4 | said, yes, I want to keep them together. There's one less teacher to deal with. Oh, I didn't even |
| 1:33.2 | think about that. Right. One let, like all the projects are kind of on different days with different |
| 1:37.4 | teachers. They're learning different things. You know, so I'm like to keep it, you know, one and go. So then I only have three, really. |
| 1:45.4 | I mean, I have four, but three teachers to deal with. |
| 1:48.1 | That just makes it easier on me. |
| 1:49.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:50.1 | So I do prefer them together. |
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