The Morning After I've Tried Everything
The Morning After with Kelly Stafford
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4.7 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Kelly details her daughter's behavioral issues and Hank addresses the proposal of the century.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, everybody, welcome back to the morning after. |
| 0:03.4 | It is officially. |
| 0:05.7 | School is back. |
| 0:07.6 | I think Emma's back. |
| 0:08.7 | No. |
| 0:09.6 | Oh, fuck. |
| 0:10.1 | Okay, well, my kids are back. |
| 0:12.4 | Not only that, but the season is almost here. |
| 0:16.4 | I've lost my husband. |
| 0:17.8 | I've lost my children. |
| 0:19.8 | I'm not all that upset about it. |
| 0:22.4 | It sounds fantastic. It's something like you've finally got into a place of nirvana. |
| 0:28.5 | Congratulations. I'm free. Detox your liver. I'm thrilled for you. |
| 0:34.8 | Well, I very much appreciate that. Although I will say, Tyler is like taking these moments that she's gone and making sure when she's here that she is all up in my girl the entire time. |
| 0:48.7 | Hank, if I leave the room, I don't know what happened. |
| 0:51.5 | I have never left her anywhere, like that she doesn't know where I am. |
| 0:55.4 | Meaning, like, if I walk to, I don't know, the playroom, I'm like, hey, I'll be right |
| 1:02.9 | back going to the playroom. |
| 1:04.1 | It has become something. |
| 1:05.4 | She's like, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, and I don't, I don't, I don't know what happened. Like Matthew and I have, |
| 1:14.1 | we're trying to understand because we're trying to, you know, let her have her feelings. |
| 1:19.8 | But at the same time, I want to be like, shut the fuck up. We're right here. We've never- |
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