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The Morning After with Kelly Stafford

The Morning After Hanks 1st Grade Reading Lesson Fail

The Morning After with Kelly Stafford

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Kids & Family

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0

Do you fantasize about who you'd be if you lived somewhere different?

0:03.5

Maybe you'd surf if you lived by the ocean or if you lived above a coffee shop,

0:07.4

maybe you'd finally write that novel.

0:09.5

If you had a dishwasher, maybe you'd actually cook a proper dinner at home.

0:13.2

With over 1 million available units for rent on apartments.com,

0:17.0

the you abilities are endless.

0:19.4

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0:24.4

Visit apartments.com, the place to find a place.

0:28.0

Welcome back, everybody.

0:29.3

To the morning, Apertor.

0:31.0

Oh, after.

0:31.8

We just had an epic thing happen that we can't talk about.

0:34.3

But Hank seems to have a PBR in his hand.

0:37.1

Is that a beer?

0:38.6

It's a buttlight.

0:39.8

And I'm telling you, no, blue light.

0:42.0

I'm telling you, I'm just not good with this technology.

0:44.8

And by technology, I mean, computers.

0:47.4

Yeah, okay.

0:48.4

A good 10 minutes wasted.

0:49.9

So, you know what listeners,

0:51.3

if this is 10 minutes short, it is Hank's fault today.

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