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The Morning After with Kelly Stafford

The Morning After Becoming A Pool Pee-er

The Morning After with Kelly Stafford

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Kids & Family

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Kelly is in the studio after her relaxing away-game weekend at home. She chats about the football weekend, peeing in pools, the perils of grocery shopping and more! Please support the sponsors: Better Help - The Morning After is sponsored by Better Help. Visit BetterHelp.com/MorningAfter to get 10% off your first month See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Welcome to your morning after with our mommy.

0:04.8

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the morning after what a week and weekend it was.

0:13.1

I was just talking to Sophie. Her weekend was a little crazier than mine.

0:16.9

Which sounded fun. I mean, I'm kind of jealous because I didn't have one sip of alcohol this weekend.

0:21.5

Well, I'm jealous of that because I had too many sips. Way too many sips.

0:26.2

It's time for me to take a break. Well, it does like you still look good.

0:30.1

Me on the other hand, I look the same. I feel like that I always do.

0:34.1

You look great. My weekend's gonna hit me in about a few days and I'm just gonna swell up.

0:39.5

So have you ever gotten a lymphatic drainage massage? Did we talk about this before?

0:43.5

No, but randomly I got an email of someone offering one.

0:46.4

Same. It's probably the same place. Okay.

0:48.8

Maybe they found me through you. I'm going tomorrow to get my first one.

0:51.9

I will report back. I'm so excited. Oh girl, after this weekend, it's gonna be a lot.

0:56.0

It literally just like drains your body and it's like what?

0:59.0

It's like toxins and shit. It's like bloated water weight.

1:03.0

Whatever it gets rid of all your water weight.

1:05.3

So I guess that's what alcohol does is it kind of like the water retention.

1:09.8

Yeah. And I have a wedding this weekend.

1:12.0

So they were like, do it a few days before a big event and you'll be like super.

1:16.9

Yeah, the results. Yeah, the results are amazing. I've seen it online.

1:20.7

So you should you should take them up on it. I'll report back.

1:23.7

Yeah, let me know. I don't know. I just I I feel like some things are worth it.

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