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🗓️ 10 April 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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It's stories galore this week! Including: Matthew's big anniversary gift, insanity over t-shirt guns, Hank's cheap pinot grigio, and the gay gasp he gusped.
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0:00.0 | Who hates a grocery store? I do. Because one, I can't ever find what I need. And two, |
0:05.9 | when I turn these boxes over and I'm trying to do what's right for my kids, I'm looking |
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0:44.6 | slash morning. Hey everybody. Welcome back to the morning after I'm looking at the beautiful |
0:50.7 | Kelly Safran. You look like you have like a glow about you right now. You know what? |
0:55.9 | That makes me nervous when you say that because usually glow means pregnancy. And that's, |
1:00.4 | I'm happy for anyone who is pregnant and wants to be pregnant, but that's not me right now or ever from |
1:06.3 | here on out. But yeah, no, I had a good weekend. Matthew and I celebrated our 10-year-this weekend, which |
1:12.3 | was nice. And honestly, we slept a lot and we ate a lot. So there you go. You had a combination of |
1:19.2 | some bouginess at the Beverly Hills Hotel, but also kids, kids, kids, gymnastics, gymnastics, |
1:27.5 | Hank, I'm not kidding. So we took them Friday night. I love that you have a glass. kids, kids, kids, gymnastics, gymnastics, gymnastics. |
1:29.0 | Hank, I'm not kidding. |
1:30.7 | So we took them Friday night. |
1:31.9 | I love that you have a glass of wine. |
1:36.6 | We took them Friday night to sushi because we were like, okay, Friday was our actual anniversary. |
1:41.0 | And we didn't want to go to like, I mentioned Dave and Busters because I thought that would be fun. |
1:43.8 | And immediately got shot down with that one. |
1:46.2 | So we were like, you know, let's take the kids a sushi. |
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