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improv4humans with Matt Besser

The Mopes Trilogy Pt. 2: Eugene Cordero, Jessica McKenna, Jon Gabrus, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, Drew Tarver

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2017

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Eugene Cordero, Jessica McKenna, Jon Gabrus, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, and Drew Tarver join Matt Besser for the next chapter of The Mopes Trilogy! Gene, Jon, and Jess continue their quest to complete fifty jobs in fifty weeks and inherit the fortune of Sanford Micheals. Will our heroes succeed as a babysitting team? How will they fare as funeral home managers? Can Jess surf the Big Kahuna? All that and more on this installment of The Mopes Trilogy! This episode is brought to you by Audible's Hold On with Eugene Mirman.

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0:00.0

Welcome to chapter 2 of the narrative trilogy, Mopes, starring Eugene Cidero, John Gabrielis,

0:15.8

and Jessica McKenna.

0:17.6

We are a turn to the conference room of Sanford Michaels.

0:21.7

Okay, can you three come in here?

0:28.4

Oh yeah.

0:29.6

This finishes Capri-Son.

0:30.9

Come on, you can bring it in.

0:32.7

No, you can't.

0:33.7

Really?

0:34.7

Eugene says I'm not allowed.

0:35.7

No high fructose corn syrup in the conference room.

0:38.2

Well, there's more white, there's more white guys.

0:41.1

Yes, there's a white rug.

0:42.7

There's a white rug in here.

0:44.1

Well, Capri-Son is clear, Dean.

0:45.8

Not the one that he mixes it with high sea or something.

0:49.6

Yeah, high sea, ectocooler powder.

0:51.4

I got it off of you.

0:52.4

Get that in there.

0:53.8

Hyperdermic needle.

0:56.0

That's what those are for.

0:57.2

Hi dad.

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