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🗓️ 15 June 2017
⏱️ 103 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to another narrative-improved experiment on Improved Four Humans. This year's trilogy is entitled, |
0:16.5 | Moves and stars Eugene Catero, John Gabris and Jessica McKenna. Our first episode starts inside |
0:24.2 | the man she's the self-made billionaire, Sanford Michaels. |
0:33.6 | Come on in, Eugene. Have a seat. I never asked you to sit, do I? No, I feel uncomfortable. Do you |
0:43.2 | mind if I stand back up, sir? Go ahead. I just feel bad all of a sudden. I've never asked you to. |
0:49.2 | The fact that you feel bad actually makes me a little bit happy and that's enough. I'll stay standing. |
0:57.6 | Eugene, you've been my number one for how many years? At least 15 years, but it's always great to hear it. |
1:08.8 | How old were you? 15 years ago? Yeah, 15. |
1:13.2 | I always liked you. It feels like my birthday. You've said so many things that have been great. |
1:24.4 | So I hope you're not setting up the fireman. |
1:31.7 | Eugene, I'm dying. Okay, so what I was saying was correct. You're setting up the worst day of my |
1:38.5 | life. I'm so why? Eugene, just the reason I've always liked you. Can I touch your hand or something? |
1:46.3 | Eugene, that's not okay. Yeah. I'm dying. Why have what? It's not important. |
1:56.4 | Well, to me, it is not your need to know, but I can't save you. It's not something in my body |
2:02.5 | that I can give. Eugene, let's focus here. And it's okay that my my toe is touching like my |
2:08.5 | shoe is touching your shoe. Just something I can barely feel my limbs anymore. |
2:13.9 | The reason I've always liked you is your work, I think. Yes, sir. That's why I'm willing to, |
2:20.2 | if there's a part of my body that you need, I'll give it to you or find it. Stop it. I can find |
2:27.0 | pieces of bodies. You know, I've worked in that line of work in the past. Let's not talk about |
2:32.5 | that now. Body fine. Yes. I want to talk about my legacy. Absolutely, sir. I want to talk about |
2:39.5 | those goddamn twins for a second. Right. Well, I'll keep them out of it. If that's your legacy |
2:45.2 | and that's what you want, I will make sure that I do my best with your businesses. No, and believe |
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