The Monster in the Fridge (The Valley S3 E10, RHORI S1 E10, and RHOA S17 E9 Recaps
Turtle Time
Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
4.7 • 601 Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2026
⏱️ 140 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, it's Olivia Culpo, and I can't wait to tell you all about Abercrombie's new summer collection. |
| 0:05.7 | All their new dresses and colorful swim feel perfect for a Euro summer and Abercrombie has a new 100% linen collection. |
| 0:12.9 | It's the perfect mix of looking put together in elevated with the lightness and comfort of linen. |
| 0:18.3 | Shop Abercrombie this summer in the app, online, and in stores. |
| 0:27.8 | Okay, let's get started. |
| 0:36.7 | Just raise your glasses high. Just raise your glasses high |
| 0:40.2 | Just one sweet turtle time |
| 0:43.3 | Ring ring |
| 0:45.3 | Don Draper, this is Roger Sterling calling from Manhattan. |
| 0:49.3 | Stop cheating on your wife and get over here now |
| 0:52.9 | because Carl's Jr. just put out an ad that will have you crying like that one time when you were trying to sell Hershey bars. |
| 0:59.7 | No, that wasn't a scene for Mad Men just then, but it's pretty damn close. |
| 1:03.8 | Because if I know anything about Don Draper, which I don't because he was sort of mysterious, I know he would love Carl's Jr.'s new ad campaign that features one of the funniest |
| 1:13.0 | concepts I've ever seen in an ad in months. |
| 1:16.6 | Of course, I'm talking about Carl Radke's new ad for Carl's Jr. |
| 1:20.3 | where he cleans up a bunch of burger rappers and wakes up a hungover Carl's Jr. star mascot. |
| 1:25.9 | The only thing Carl is about to be messy from is rolling around |
| 1:29.2 | in a huge pile of money. Amy, it goes without saying that if this was up against that shitty |
| 1:34.9 | floor wax ad that Don did, that this would be winning the Clio, right? Oh, yeah. I'm so proud. |
| 1:41.2 | I never thought that Summer House would reach the echelon where we would put Carl, Radke, and Carl's Jr. on the same level. But they're one and the same. I'm like, Carl's a Messberger. I'm like, let's go to Carl's. |
| 1:57.6 | Let's go to Carl's. No, no, no, seriously. Everything you just said is so right. It's now like Carl is bigger than Carl's Jr. So if they named a burger after him called like you just said Carl's messy burger and it just had sloppy sauce all over it, that's a no-brainer. It's perfect. And Carl's the perfect person that I want the fucking dump truck of cash to just fucking flood his home and his spirit every single day of my life. So I'm so, this ad is amazing. I mean, it really was. You saw it, right? The glasses. Yeah. The lookalike a summer house house |
| 2:35.6 | it was sort of like |
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